“BRUSSEL SPROUT” – Mr. Riopelle’s Secret Recipe

Mr. Riopelle is back with another fiery track from PUSSY POETIC, and this time, it’s all about dishing out the drama. “BRUSSEL SPROUT” is a no-holds-barred takedown wrapped in culinary metaphors and delivered with trademark sass. With biting humor, clever wordplay, and unapologetic confidence, Mr. Riopelle once again proves why he’s a lyrical chef serving piping-hot shade.

A Roasted Affair
The opening lines set the tone with poetic precision:
“You are a lying liar. / Always pouring fuel on the fire. / Turned our love into a satire: / From charming prince to falsifier.”
Mr. Riopelle wastes no time skewering the subject of this diss track, weaving a narrative that’s equal parts heartbreak and empowerment. The lyrical imagery is as vivid as ever, painting the target as not just a disappointment but an overcooked, flavorless brussel sprout.

Chew You Up, Spit You Out
The song’s centerpiece is its gut-punch of a chorus:
“Chew you up and spit you out / You over-cooked bland brussel sprout. / I’d prefer Chinese takeout / Cause you no longer have any clout.”
With these lines, Mr. Riopelle masterfully blends culinary disdain with emotional liberation. The comparison to an overcooked brussel sprout is not just hilarious—it’s the ultimate insult.

From Pacifier to Wildfire
The transformation theme in “BRUSSEL SPROUT” is one of its strongest elements. Mr. Riopelle reclaims his power with lines like:
“I’m done being the pacifier. / I’d rather rage like a wildfire.”
The shift from peacemaker to unstoppable force of nature is palpable, making this track a rallying cry for anyone ready to shed toxicity and embrace their inner wildfire.

Karma Served Cold
Mr. Riopelle doesn’t hold back in delivering karmic justice:
“You’re just a glitch, bitch. / Personality’s a snitch, bitch. / Your taste is kitsch, bitch. / Karma’s a bitch, bitch.”
These rapid-fire burns are not only savage but also addictive. The repetitive structure drives home the point with devastating effect, leaving listeners both amused and impressed.

Branding Brilliance
The song takes a victorious turn with lines like:
“You go be bland boy / While I’m becoming a brand boy / I’m in high demand boy / I’m the one that everyone stans boy.”
Here, Mr. Riopelle celebrates his ascension while dismissing the subject as irrelevant. It’s a powerful declaration of self-worth and success, solidifying “BRUSSEL SPROUT” as an anthem for moving on and leveling up.

Final Thoughts
With “BRUSSEL SPROUT”, Mr. Riopelle proves that he’s not just serving tracks—he’s serving full-course meals of wit and empowerment. The song is as cathartic as it is catchy, giving fans the perfect soundtrack for letting go of what no longer serves them.
As the December 27 release of PUSSY POETIC approaches, “BRUSSEL SPROUT” showcases Mr. Riopelle’s signature style: sharp, unapologetic, and endlessly entertaining. Let this be a lesson to anyone who underestimates him—you just might end up as the brussel sprout in his next hit.

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